The chareidi man, the chiloni woman, and the apple

A charedi man and a chiloni woman were sitting near each other on a bus. Both were dressed for the part - he in black from head to toe, and she with a somewhat more revealing outfit. The charedi fellow offers her an apple. She asks, biting into the apple, what prompted the gesture. He replies, Well, after Eve bit from the fruit, she realized she was naked, and covered herself!

The chiloni woman smiles and offers him a bite. Accepting the offer, he asks why she decided to return the favor. Because, she responds, after Adam ate from the fruit, he had to work for a living!


One Response to “The chareidi man, the chiloni woman, and the apple”

  1. This joke makes my day!

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