New Rabbi’s Sermon

The new Rabbi, wanting to make a good impression on the community on his first Shabbat, gave a 3 hour, fire and brimstone sermon about the importance of charity. He came home visibly exhausted. His wife asked him anxiously, “How did your sermon go over”?

“50% successful,” he replied. “The poor people are willing to accept the money…”

(Hat tip - Jay of Medex Medical Supplies)


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